Ride Log – 6 Sep 10
I got it in my head a couple of days ago that I should probably go for a good bike ride before the work week starts. Today was that day, and here’s what I did:
My plan was to go Orleans-Rockland-Sarsfield-Navan-Orleans. For the most part, I kept with the plan. Orleans to Rockland is 24km, so I was figuring on 50-53km return, after detouring to the south.
The Orleans-Rockland leg was magical. Glorious sunshine, rolling hills, and little traffic along Old Montreal Rd. Things changed dramatically once I got out into Prescott-Russell county and onto CR-17. At that point, it was less about the scenery and more about making sure my tire stayed on the white line. The shoulders for the 5km between Old Mtl Rd and Rockland proper are downright scary. Not recommended for the faint of heart!
24km on the nose to the corner of Laurier and St. Jean where I called and checked in at home, took in some water, and then onto the next leg.
I headed down St. Jean and discovered that hills and fixes really do suck. I need to go back to Google Earth and check the elevation gain, but at least it was a short blast.
A couple of turns and I’m on Colonial Rd, back in Ottawa’s city limits. I must admit that Prescott-Russell does a way better job of maintaining their roads. The ones I tackled were well groomed, reasonably free of gravel and only lightly trafficked.
My back started to ache so I took a minute on the west side of Sarsfield to stretch and have some more water before carrying on. At this point, I should mention that the wind was now blowing in my face at about 20km/h, keeping my flat/upward incline speed around 27km/h.
Another quick pause for water at 10th Line and Navan Rd and then onto the home stretch. And stretch I’ve been doing – my legs and calves are real tight right now. Not used to riding that far in one go. Anyways…
At first, the ride was about the scenery, but then turned into a fight to push through the wind. I have to admit there were large stretches where I was focused on pushing forward rather than checking around. I did see lots of corn fields and a couple of strawberry farms, but mostly just the shoulder lines. Maybe next time
Today’s stats:
Distance: 59.89km
Time: 2:09:30
Avg Speed: 27.75km/h
Max Speed: ~42.5km/h (when I’m spinning that fast, I prefer to keep my eyes on the road
)
I’m going to go have a handful of Advil now. Thanks for reading
Really? Am I That Crazy?
I’ve been doing a good job of pestering the bike shop that sold me my Jamis Beatnik earlier this year. They said “Free maintenance for a year” and I’m doing my best to take advantage of this.
Yesterday I popped in for a checkup, pick up a pair of new riding gloves (mine were almost a decade old and very much on the mangy side), and see about getting my seat adjusted.
The tech, as most bike dudes who are uninformed or who haven’t experienced riding a fixie before, asks me how I’m enjoying riding with no ability to backpedal. This prompts the usual replies about feeling more “as one” with the bike and the road, blah, blah, blah. Then he pokes his head over the handlebars and checks out my speedometer and notes my average speed (ed. note: I reset my trip meter daily and keep tabs in my head of times to/from work, as well as average speeds, etc, just cause I’m nerdy like that). I ride reasonably quick – yesterday’s average by the time I got to the store was over 29 km/h. He seemed impressed and then asked how far I was riding daily (to tie in with the speed and whatnot). My ride is 45km round-trip, takes about 92-95 minutes depending on the wind (but has been as little as 90 minutes) — not to blow my own horn, but for a dude riding a fixie over vast distances, I’m doing okay.
I guess the gist of things on this post is me wondering why people are so averse to the fixie? I get that there’s a hipster thing going on with fixies, and that’s fine, but why is it so strange for a hard-commuting type like myself to ride fixed? I love my fixie, and here’s a few reasons why:
- weight: my bike is 20lbs;
- simplicity: no derailleur or other parts to accumulate gunk and road grime in;
- agility: my bike can stop on a dime and give nine cents change, deke around just about anything, etc;
- speed: You might get me on the downhills, and maybe even on the flats, but I will devastate you on the uphills. Just sayin’.
- “feeling one with the bike and the road”: Yes, it’s my inner hippie coming back out again. I do feel more in tune with the road and with my bike. Always watching out for potholes, sewer grates, etc, and trying to not get killed. Being not dead is excellent.
Anyways, I digress. I highly encourage you to feed me some comments on this one — I’m curious to hear from other cyclists (I don’t hang with y’all because I’m busy riding my ass off).
My Daughter Gets It
Not exactly sure how this got started but I’ll pick up the story from where I found it. I’ll preamble with the fact that my kids know what I do for a living (play bass in the Air Force), and they know that I do concerts and such.
I got home from work yesterday and was promptly told that my 4-year-old daughter was going to be doing a house concert tonight. Great, I thought, a chance to hear her sing. Her older brother was helping her organize it by making posters, promoting the show, and taking care of the managerial stuff for her. Absolutely priceless if you ask me!
Showtime was after bathtime for Talia. When I asked “the promoter” what time the show started, he checked with the star and announced (and wrote on his poster) that the show would start at 7:27pm
My wife and I paid our admission of “$2″ (play money) and in we went to the venue (Talia’s room) where she’d set up her reading lamp, drawn the blinds and gotten dressed in her play rock ‘n roll costume.
The show was great – she sang tunes from church and school, and we sat and listened and clapped and had a great time.
Then came the part I found funniest – the promoter didn’t pay the performer… I’ll save that rant for another time though
Fun At Work
I love my job.
Anybody who has ever seen me MC a gig with the Band, or work with me on the outside, knows that I genuinely love what I do.
A friend of mine asked if me and the dudes in the rhythm section would lay down some Aebersold-type tracks for Joy Spring so he could work out the bugs on the Clifford Brown solo.
The first take was done at about 136 bpm and felt good right off the bat.
JF Picard, Scotty Latham & Brayden Wise - Joy SpringThe second take was a bit faster — a little over 140, and felt equally good.
JF Picard, Scotty Latham & Brayden Wise - Joy Spring Take 2And lastly, we decided to cut loose. Steve, our audio engineer, punched in after we were already well underway, but you get the idea. That’s a whole lotta changes to pound through at that speed!
JF Picard, Scotty Latham & Brayden Wise - Joy Spring, Mach 1Exactly How You Hear It…
…is exactly how it all went down…
Or so says John Mayer. In our case, the truth lies in the “game tapes” from the shows we did in Windsor.
With that in mind, here are our selections, by show, from this latest tour:
Fri 7 May 10:
O Canada (arr. Coulman)
Mercury March (J. Van der Roost)
Colas Breugnon Ouverture (Kabalevsky)
Theme and Variations on Carnival of Venice (Arban, euphonium solo by Sgt Dave Moulton)
Concerto for Clarinet (Shaw, solo by Sgt Scott Poll)
Summon the Heroes (Williams)
Haven’t Met You Yet (Bublé, Sgt Mike Emberson vocal)
Capriccio (Newton, Tuba solo by Sgt Martin Labrosse)
Spartacus (Van der Roost)
Ireland: Of Legend and Lore (R. Smith)
Sat 8 May 10 – Composite Band
Marche Militaire Française (Saint-Saëns)
Big Band Deja Vu (Herriott)
Festive Overture (Shostakovich)
All Through the Night (Nestico)
Hounds of Spring (Reed)
I’m trying not to use the term “Show Band” any more and am working on a replacement name. Regardless, this was our programme for the balance of the tour:
Soul Intro/The Chicken
Great Balls of Fire
Save the Last Dance
Ran Kan Kan
It Had Better Be Tonight
Crossroads
Diggin’ On James Brown
Pick Up the Pieces
The Simpsons
Haven’t Met You Yet
Just Came Back
Brazil/RCAF Closer
I had a fantastic time with the Dudes on the second leg of the tour. Was nice to just roll in, do the gigs, play for appreciative crowds, and otherwise have fun. An experience worth repeating, for sure.
Weekend Redux
So my sister got hitched this weekend. A crazy time, certainly, and that’s exactly how my family rolls.
Work doesn’t stop, so I found myself doing a job for CANOSCOM the night before I left. Curtis and Katie were kind enough to house my mangy ass and gave me a ride to the airport on Friday morning, and I’m very grateful for that. This was the first time that I’d used the e-boarding pass and had to admit that it’s slick as snot. I opted for all-carry-on for the first leg of the trip so that I could get out of YLW faster on arrival. What I really ought to have done was pay more attention to the contents of my backpack before leaving home. Some CATSA agent in Ottawa is now the proud owner of a Filzer bike multitool and crescent wrench. That and they ripped apart my toiletries bag and despite the fact that there was only about 50mL of body wash left in my container, they still took it away. Bastards.
The flight itself was a non-event. Had a short layover in Calgary and then onto the last leg home. I got off the plane, got outside and my Dad was in the loop waiting for me. First impression of being home? Big mountains. I keep forgetting just how flat Ottawa is. Big hills abound in the motherland and I appreciate that more than ever.
Dad and I headed for the new house and I got a chance to see it for the first time. Nice place! Front stoop, single car garage, only one storey (but that’s nothing new to them) but it’s far more spacious and a much better fit for them, especially my Dad – he now has a shop in the back where he can do his trapping stuff. The first order of business was a quick de-dung of the yard so we could be ready for the gift opening on Sunday. A quick mow of the quarter-acre followed by a check for dog bombs and we were ready to go. My sister showed up and we did the ceremonial Chariots of Fire greeting and got to catch up briefly. My mom and Auntie Anne showed up and we got to greet quickly and then it was time to head to the Coldstream Ranch for the rehearsal, dinner and affiliated activities. A little beer, some fried chicken. Good times. It’s about this time that my body started reminding me that I’d been up for ages, so we ended back at my folks’ house doing final preps (including ironing tablecloths, making fruit and veggie platters, etc). Sleep came very quick.
In the morning, an early start was had, especially by my Dad. He’d gotten a call for a search at 2 am for a woman who’d failed to show up for work the night before. It didn’t end well for much of anybody and made for a rough start to he day. Breakfast was on order for Dad and I (which is where I got the “anus bed” photo from seen on my fb page). I then drove down to Kelowna to go collect my cousins and head back to town. Last minute setup, donning of the suit, and it was show time.
Holly’s wedding was a nice, simple affair. A lovely ceremony which was bookended by rain storms, but we managed to get good photos in and such. Dinner was most excellent, and here’s where I have to hand it to the folks from Vwrnon SAR – after a brutal night’s search with a recovery, they came out and helped cook the food for my sister’s wedding. All class, if you ask me.
Dancing was on order, and their first dance was “You’re Still The One”. After that it was open season. This was one of those events that at 8:15pm it felt like it was 2am. I got to hang out with a bunch of family I hadn’t seen in ages, including my Gramma, which was amazing. Sleep rapidly became a priority though, and so Dad and I tapped out at about 9pm.
The next morning was spent cooking steak and eggs for those that were left over at the house, then back to the airport to return my cousins to the Coast. Gift opening took place in the late morning and found me and my Dad sitting on the back porch like Stattler and Waldorf, heckling the newlyweds. Too much fun
A 4:15am call the next morning and I was back on my way to the airport home. A great weekend!
Where it Started
I love riding.
It started as a kid on a bike borrowed from a neighbour at the age of six and went from there. We had a BMX track just six blocks from my house, complete with jumps and all. We rode from sunup to sundown. It was amazing.
I took a long break from riding while I was in college. I didn’t have a place to stow a bike in any of the places I lived and it wasn’t something that really fit my lifestyle at the time, but once I picked up work at the Canadian Forces Recruiting Centre in Vancouver and we moved back into the city in anticipation of the birth of our first child, I called my dad and asked if he could bring his 80s vintage StumpJumper mountain bike down to the coast for me.
This sucker was the original iron lung. Curb weight was probably in the neighbourhood of about 40lbs, maybe more. It needed work so I brought it down to the Bike Doctor for a little loving (and some heckling towards me for riding this beast) and with that, I was set to go.
My first ride was simply terrifying. I wore my ID discs around my neck and had I been Catholic would’ve said a dozen Hail
Marys before setting out on the road. The ride took about as long as I’d expected but what I didn’t bank on was the high of being back on a bike again. It really rekindled my love of riding and set me on a path of commuter cycling year-round in Vancouver, even after we’d moved farther from work (and work moved farther from me).
My current ride in Ottawa is 25km one-way, primarily along roadways that have bike lanes (though there are a few scary spots to contend with). My current bike isn’t much fancier than ol’ Stumpy – I’m riding a similar-vintage Raleigh 10-speed that nearly killed me the first time I rode it and me and that bike have had some special moments of vehicular avoidance and many miles of roadways. I’ll write another time about driver tactics and attitudes.
For now though, I’m looking forward to my next ride.
SausageFest
Back when I was working at 6 Field Engineer Squadron in North Vancouver BC, I became acquainted with the term “sausagefest”. Urbandictionary.com defines it as “a party or other function where males overwhelmingly outnumber females”. I remember first hearing it from one of the young sappers, kinda like this:
Sapper 1: You going to the party at the mess on Saturday?
Sapper 2: I dunno, is it going to be a sausagefest?
Sapper 1: Bloggins said he’d be bringing some girls from the university this time
Sapper 2: Yeah, he said that last time, too.
In any case, I took the term and kinda turned it into something else. With the help of Mike Manny, Bill MacDougall and Kevin Fleming, SausageFest was born. The idea was simple: Bring meat, bring beer. Just the Dudes.
SausageFest is always scheduled when my lovely wife is out of town. Besides, like my friend Scotty’s significant other likes to say, you wind up smelling like sausage by the time you come home, and really, who wants to hang out with that? :D
SausageFest 2 kinda upped the ante a little. What we did was put some forethought and planning into the fest. Meat had to be paired appropriately with beer. An unexpected (but very welcome) addition was that of sauce to go with the meat (hot sauce, HP, mustard, whatever I had in my kitchen at the time).
Thus we have the modern-day SausageFest. At this writing, I’m about 45 minutes away from having the Dudes from Local 357 descend upon my house while my wife is away at a conference in Montreal. My offering for tonight is an Emu sausage made just down the road in Navan ON, paired up with Beau’s Lug Tread Lagerhead Ale. I can’t wait to see what the Dudes bring.
The Joys of Sleep Deprivation
Last night’s gig with Jimmy Zee in Montreal really highlighted how I’ve gained in years, and lost in the ability to self-abuse. The whole idea was simple, really. Come off the tour in Peterborough, get a good night’s rest in my own bed, get up, putter around the house for the day, hop into the car with Scotty at about 5:30pm or so, drive to Montreal, do the show, pack up, return home. ”I should be in bed by about 2 or so, if this goes anything like the last gig”. Famous last words.
The drive itself wasn’t bad at all, despite my GPS not providing quick or accurate enough instructions to navigate Montreal. We blew through our exit and wound up taking the scenic route to the gig. No biggie, however, because we were still ahead of schedule.
I tweeted about how Scotty was turning into my good-luck charm for parking. Well, our luck officially failed with my subsequent tweet; that is to say that we got a $52 parking fine because I failed to read the hours on the meter. Might as well start by taking the plug out of the pot holding my money!
The show itself was fine. The guitarist apparently spent the day (and no more) working on the tunes, which left some rather gaping holes in the music. That, and Guy, the harmonica player, was both sick, and had the date wrong in his book. Argh! Scotty was in fine form, and Jimmy was helping himself to a few of the five (!) pints (per person) laid on by the bar. Jim’s guitar conked out at one point, and Scotty turned to me and called “Crossroads”, in a style much like what John Mayer put out on his latest record, “Battle Studies”. Back to my tweet about how I’m glad I remembered the lyrics!
The show ended a little later than expected. Scotty and I applied our usual duck-and-run technique for escaping from shows, got the car packed, and were on the highway before 1am. About an hour later than we’d expected, really. We stopped for a Tim’s in Rigaud, QC, (which my good friend Victor was surprised about, because normally that’s not what one stops for in Rigaud…) and bashed on, finally getting back to my place at about 2:45am. Requisite cleanup and I was in the sack by about 3am. But let’s not forget the Tim’s coursing through my veins! I think it was after 4am or thereabouts that I finally got to sleep.
I should probably rewind at this point. My alarm clock is one of those iPod/clock radio deals, and if you don’t use the remote, you wind up scrolling from FM to AM to iPod (where we were listening to “The Fall” by Norah Jones before I took off). Unfortunately, my clock doesn’t get that I prefer FM over AM, and I just haven’t tuned anything other than the FM stations. 6:30am brought the wonderful static-filled noise that is AM520 on the dial.
That’s the point where I finally figured out that I needed to get out of bed and go iron some pants for work and get myself out the door. Charmaine turned to me and asked “Do you want to take the van today?” Now, I swear up and down, and I have witnesses, I was a very good boy last night and didn’t have a single drink (despite the five-drink lay-on and the fact they had Boreale on tap), but I was so bagged that I felt absolutely hammered. Not a good idea to get behind the wheel today.
In bygone times, I would’ve done this type of activity for more than half my week. Hell, in College, sometimes we’d even roll from the bar to breakfast to class. Nowadays? Not so much. I find myself not wanting to screw with my sleep cycles, so as a result, I only allowed myself a 45-minute nap today.
With that, my eyelids are starting to droop. Time for bed, I think.
The Wind-Down
- Soul Intro/The Chicken (Jaco Pastorius)
- Get Up Offa That Thing (James Brown)
- Diggin’ on James Brown (Tower of Power)
- Ran Kan Kan (Tito Puente)
- Haven’t Met You Yet (Michael Buble)
- Who Needs It (Peter Appleyard)
- The Simpsons
- Pick Up The Pieces (Average White Band)
- It Had Better Be Tonight (Michael Buble)
- Just Came Back (Colin James)
- RCAF/Brazil Closer
- O Canada
- Frenergy (John Estacio)
- Song and Dance (Richard Saucedo)
- Colonel Bogey (Kenneth Alford)
- Capriccio (Rodney Adams)
- Hard at the Jigs (Scott MacMillan)
- John Williams: Symphonic Marches
- Boulevard of Broken Dreams
- Gandalf (Johan de Meij)
- Royal Canadian Air Force March Past (Walford Davies)





